A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same
kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by
color and flavor.

The children began to say:

"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."

Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After
eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror,
spit hers out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"