Johnny was in school one day and the teacher was giving the class a lesson about mammals. At the end of the lesson the teacher told the class that an interesting fact is that of all the mammals on earth the human is the only mammal that stutters.
Right away Johnnys hand goes up and the teacher asked him if he had a question.
Johnny tells the teacher that that is incorrect as his mother once had a cat that stutterd.
The teacher tells Johnny that that was very interesting and asked if he would like to give the class an explanation.
Johnny tells the class that one day he opened the back door to let out his mothers cat. At about the same time as his mothers cat reached the bottom step the neighbors rotweiler jumped over the fence. The cat arched up its back and went Ffffff .... Ffffffff ... Fffffff and before the cat could say F**k the rottweiler ate it.

Good doggie. Good doggie.
Paul B.

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