29 July 2011, 16:55
youp50Concerned Fathers
Three fellows were in a bar after work, cooling down and having a couple of beers. The conversation turned to teenage daughters.
Our first fellow was an advocate of room searches to try and raise his girl properly. He commented that he had recently found a bottle of whiskey and didn't know she drank. They all agreed it was serious problem.
Our second man revealed his daughter had a pack of cigarettes in her dresser and he had no idea she smoked. Another round of drinks and they agreed teenage drinking and smoking were a problem.
Our third father said he had found a package of condoms in his daughters room. And he didn't know she even had a dick...
30 July 2011, 10:01
Norman ConquestThey also make condom earings (no shit!).When one father was asked if he minded his daughter wearing them,he replied,"only if she comes home wearing only one".
30 July 2011, 10:04
Norman ConquestWhat the hell,while we're on the subject. Chelsea Clinton came home from her first date. Hillary asks,did you have a good time + did you have SEX?. Chelsea says,"Not according to dad".