20 November 2018, 08:24
NormanConquestIn memory of Vaschper
Miss the guy.He most likely was discovered by the KGB that he thought the west was not so bad. Anyway here are 1 joke + 1 limeric in his honor. Joke: Beautiful girl walking down sidewalk;sees KGB agent,says "Hey Boris,that gun in your pocket or you just glad to see me?"Loud report,beautiful girl falls dead. It was gun. Limieric: There once was a comrade named Serge,Who had an incredible urge,He tried to make pass,At chairman wifes ass,So he was shot.
21 November 2018, 02:59
Dulltool17Yeah, I got a kick out of his humor, too.
21 November 2018, 03:34
df06quote:
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Funny guy.
Probably got him some time in the gulag.
21 November 2018, 04:15
LamarI miss him too.
took me a few minutes to decipher some of his posts, but most of them made me laugh..
21 November 2018, 06:30
JTEXEdmond got him kicked off, because he was an eeeeeeeeviiiiilllllll Roosky.......
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21 November 2018, 08:08
788Vashper had an interesting sense of humor.
21 November 2018, 08:56
NormanConquestIndeed he did;incompensible at times but always amusing.Different countries have different humors. I have found that in all the cultures the one common thread in humor is the pain of some one else.As Mel Brooks said,"The difference between comedy + tragedy is this. When I hit my thumb with a hammer,it is tragedy;when YOU fall down an open manhole,it's comedy."
22 November 2018, 08:26
NormanConquestOh Da Comrades,do not forget the NYET skid condoms made from recycled snow tires.
24 November 2018, 01:15
ELeetonReceived this from a friend recently...
One man is going to go to the weekend with friends, to work out with their COP dogs. Friends come over:
"- Look, problem! we don't buy the quail! You have kind of parrot , let's keep him!".
"- What do you mean, it's wife's favorite parrot! If anything happens to him, she'll kill me!".
"- Well, he's in the cage, nothing will happens to him".
They took a cage with a parrot and left.
Come back on Sunday evening. The wife, of course, threw her husband a scandal. Parrot after experienced stress sitting in a cage is sad, scowled. Wife said to him, " Poor Daddy, where have you been? What do you heard ?".
Parrot, loudly: "Down, f... your mother!!!"