23 July 2005, 07:14
MarteriusAll the kids...?
This thread about mommy, mommy jokes made me think of "all the kids"-jokes. I don't know if this is a typical Swedish kind of joke, but I doubt it... However, I have not seen them in English, and I have searched the net for them without result.
An attempt to translate a few...
All the kids were in the football-team except Greg, he had no leg.
All the kids were poor except Jack. He sold crack.
All the kids played surgeons except Pat. It was her cat.
All the kids were normal, except Ray. He was gay.
All the kids sold themselves for a hundred quid except Ken. He took ten.
So, there you get the general idea... Typical school-yard stuff like the mommy, mommy jokes; the more gruesome the better. I think there are hundreds of them in Swedish... Do you have them as well?
Regards,
Martin