An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell.

He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan and says: "So, how are things in Hell?"Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

"What!" God exclaims: "You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me." "Not a chance," Satan replies: "I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!"

God insists: "Send him back or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?

And here is another one.

An old Jewish man had a heart attack and died.

He has been a good man, so he ended up in heaven.

In a bran new villa, over looking a gold course, with every imaginable, delicious food and drink available all the time.

The poor guy was confused.

"Where am I? What is this? Whose house is this?"

"This is your house, you are in heaven. And as you like golf, we put you right by the golf course. You can play anytime you wish. The course changes everyday to match all the great course you have always wanted to play on"

"How much is this going to cost me? I cannot afford it!"

"It is all free. You have been a good man on earth, so you get this in heaven"

Well, the man spent a couple of months really enjoying himself.

One day there was a knock at the door.

He went to see who it was.

As he opened the door, he saw his wife.

Instead of welcoming her, he started slapping her, and screaming "if it was not for your bran muffins every day I would have been here years ago!"

Both are funny!

Yes indeed!