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12 March 2013, 04:21
butchlambert
old joke
>> Why Italians pass on guns down thru familie
>>>
>>>
>>> Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.
>>>
>>> An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside,
>>>
>>> " Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
>>>
>>> "But Grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
>>>
>>> "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife,
>>> lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.
>>>
>>> Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.”
>>>
>>> "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up ?"