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03 March 2008, 21:07
butchloc
daddy does what?
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, pilot, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.



However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."



The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"



"No", the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
03 March 2008, 22:56
xgrunt
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03 March 2008, 23:41
bigduke
jumping


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04 March 2008, 01:03
swheeler
dancing
04 March 2008, 01:27
ztreh
pass the young lad to the next class, excellent.
04 March 2008, 02:51
Bobby Tomek
loved it!!!


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04 March 2008, 09:06
Norman Conquest
Oh yes!


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05 March 2008, 07:55
Alberta Canuck
Just proves that anyone who says NONE of the younger generation have any morals anymore, is wrong! That kid obviously does.


My country gal's just a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still.

06 March 2008, 00:04
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