A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire station. He noticed a little girl nearby with a red wagon w/ little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle and a bell on the front.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the little girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. He noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Lil' partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

This may get me banned for a "crat" joke.

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This may get me banned for a "crat" joke.

Oh' for the days at Dragon Lady's table eating crats.

Keith

when skinning field lions for market, always leave the feet unskinned and attached or the customer may accuse you of trying to sell a rabbit.