The proper use of the f-word.
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only 11 times in history where the"F"word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- George Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Albert Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c’mon Monica. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
1. "There is no @#$%ing way Trump will ever become President"
-- Hilary Clinton 2016
02 May 2017, 09:27
NormanConquestI read somewhere that in Victorian England that the bobbies/peelers after Robert Peel,founder of Scotland yard,would write up a lady of the evening,Founding Unwed Carnal Knowledge.Just the 1st letters were used in the report.Not sure if I believe that but an interesting story non the less.
13 May 2017, 17:57
prof242I heard it came from the 10th century where serfs could not marry, but they could live togetheter with Kingly permission called Fornication Under Consent of the King. Oh well.
13 May 2017, 19:27
Grizzly Adamsquote:
Originally posted by prof242:
I heard it came from the 10th century where serfs could not marry, but they could live togetheter with Kingly permission called Fornication Under Consent of the King. Oh well.
Wikipedia says;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FuckDefinitely one of the most flexible words in the English language.

Grizz
15 May 2017, 04:43
The DaneA thierd grade teacher talks about how it's only humans that stutter and a girl raises her hand and claims that her cat also stuttered.
The little girl insists and the teacher says: Go on, then tell us.
And the little girl says: Yesterday i sat in our back yard playing and the cat was laying in the grass besides me. The neighbours nasty rottweiler was trying to get under the fence. Well it finally did and ran towards the cat. The cat said f-f-f-f-f and before it could say fück the dog had eaten it.