28 January 2006, 00:42
gerry375A Scot tries to encourage an Englishman
An Englishman has been finally stirred to outrage about the Scot who has been insulting England all evening long.
The Englishman draws himself up and says proudly: " I was born an Englishman, I live as an Englishman and shall die as an Englishman!"
The Scot is appalled. He says: " Mon! Have ye no ambeetion?"