Two Newfies, Archie and Harry, were driving down the road drinking a couple of beers. The passenger, Harry, said "Lord 'tundering jaisis...up ahead, Arch, it'sa police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry," Archie said. "We'll just
pull over and finish drinkin'these beers then peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" Harry asked.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put a label on each of their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the officer took a look at the two of them and said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, Sir," said Archie while pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch...."

Lynn,

that one was friggin funny!!!!