After the date is over, you can drop them off anywhere...

Tie her naked to your roof rack and go through a carwash before poking though!

you guys really are bad

I had a buddy in the 60s who said when he took a girl out on a date the 1st stop he made was at the Drug store. When she asked why he stopped there he said that he was buying some rubbers so they could fxxk after dinner. When he got back to the car if she was still there, O.K., if not, he felt he was not out the cost of a dinner.