When Oris Fontenot's boy Tee-Not returned to Lafayette he needed a job
him. His PaPa told him he heard da post office was hiring dem.

Tee-Not him goes to da post office and applys for a job. Alex Boudreaux
da
interviewer axe him, "Are you allergic to anyting?"
Tee-Not replied, 'I'm allergic to caffeine me."

"Have you ever been in da military?" Mr. Broudreaux axe.
"I was in Iraq for two years me," Tee-Not answer.
"Dat's good," said interviewer Boudreaux. "Dat will give you five extra
points towards employment."

Den he asked, "Are you disabled in any way?"
Tee-Not answer, "I sho am, an IED exploded by me and I lost boat my
testicles."

Boudreaux grimaced and den he say, "OK, you got enough of dem points for
me to hire you rat now, our normal hours dem are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m.
You can start tomorrow at 10 am and plan on starting at 10 am everyday."

Tee-Not him, is puzzled and says, "Mais, if da hours are from 8 am to 4
pm why don't you want me here until 10 am, hanh?"

"Well dis is a government job," the interviewer said, "For da first two
hours we jus stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
Dir'es no point in you coming in for dat."