A young boy went his father, who was watching the evening news, and told him he4 wanted to be a career criminal. His father simply asked him if he was going government sector or private sector?

Goverment pays better and you don't need any prior experience

And some get all the sex that they want from their BABYSITTERS and their SISTER-IN-laws!

And BJ's from their AIDES!

And Marilyn Monroe!

Hip

For those of us in the trades, can you imagine working next to a guy who doesn't know anything about the job + is getting paid better than you + has rapid promotions? Same thing really.