05 April 2004, 15:38
nelsontedHOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
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> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
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> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
> chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10
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> No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
> God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
> stuck with. Kirsten, age 10
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> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
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> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
> Camille, age 10
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> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
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> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
> same kids. Derrick, age 8
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> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
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> Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8
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> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
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> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
> other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> Lynnette, age 8
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> On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
> them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10
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> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
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> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
> and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9
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> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
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> When they're rich. Pam, age 7
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> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
> that. Curt, age 6
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> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
> and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. Howard, age 8
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> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
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> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
> clean up after them. Anita, age 9
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> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
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> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? Kelvin, age
> 9
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> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
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> Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
> Ricky, age 10