Funny and on-point.
Messed up world!
Did I already say "messed up world"?

Zeke

Kinda like last weeks post on this forum "This week in Pictures". about the 2 generations differences; My generation = Wonder Woman, VS this generations "Is that a woman".

The best “female” swimmer in the world is a man!!

Only thing a woman is better at is getting pregnant!

Everything else man is better!

Saeed,

This is the second thing I'll have to disagree with you on. First was your opinion of lawyers. Next, your opinion of women.

Now on swimming, I totally agree that this trans guy shouldn't compete with women. I was a collegiate swimmer and one of my big issues was my height -- I'm only 5'10". I was competing against guys most of which were well over 6 foot. That was a big advantage to them, but not unfair. But you take a man, try to turn him into a woman, and that is unfair. And he still is not, and never will be a woman.

Now to our point of disagreement. Other than physical competition, women can do anything a man can do, perhaps even better. They are certainly very persuasive. Women have persuaded me to do a whole lot of things, not necessarily in my best interests, that no man in this world could have done.

Once we realize why God created women, things are easy to understand.

They were created for man's pleasure, and procreation.

A woman with a dick is a reject.

Man giving up a rib was supposed to provide him with something worthwhile!

And while we are talking about real life and how it is supposed to be, there were no lawyers either.

When God created man, only two types evolved.

HUNTERS were first.

Then FARMERS.

Imagine how wonderful life would be today if we only had hunters and farmers.

And no lawyers and no women with dicks!

So here is the first point of disagreement on this one. God did not create women to be a plaything for men's pleasure and only for procreation. Women were meant to be a partner, and that means equal.

What do you want for you daughter? I know you love her dearly. She is at least the equal of any man. Agreed?

As far as hunters and farmers, I'd tend to agree. I'm a hunter not a farmer. But hunters and farmers needed land and the right to use it. They needed financing, so they needed bankers. The bankers demanded contracts, so they both needed lawyers to draft the contracts. And if they didn't agree on on their respective rights under the contracts, they needed the lawyers yet again.

My favorite picture of a man and a woman is of caveman dragging his wife by the hair with a knob kerry in his hands.

Each time she opens her mouth, he clobbers her one!

I really don't know how to respond to that other than to ask what your response would be if someone treated your daughter that way. I suspect he would rue the day.

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Originally posted by Saeed:
My favorite picture of a man and a woman is of caveman dragging his wife by the hair with a knob kerry in his hands.

Each time she opens her mouth, he clobbers her one!

Saeed,

being as this is the humor section, hopefully this will not get me tossed!

ya!

GWB

GW,

You are not helping. I was trying to make a point.

But hard as it is, I can't say that's not funny in a sick sort of way.

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Originally posted by lavaca:
But hard as it is, I can't say that's not funny in a sick sort of way.

If one cannot laugh at oneself, there is definitely something wrong!

Someone once asked Mel Brooks the difference between tragedy and comedy. He said, "Tragedy is when I hit MY thumb with a hammer, comedy is when YOU fall down an open manhole."