Micheal Jackson gets remarried and low and behold 9 months later his new wife gives birth to a bouncing baby boy.Jackson approaches the doctor and asks "how long until we can have sex?" The doctor replied, "Jesus Christ Micheal at least wait till he can walk!!!"

Dang that little girl is cute. Uh what was the question?? Welcome back Fordfreak. derf

Q. What do Michael Jackson and Richard Prior have in common?

A. They're both members of the Ignited Negro Fund.

Q. What's the fund's motto?

A. A mind is a terrible thing to baste.