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Friday's Are Tough

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01 August 2018, 21:39
Kensco
Friday's Are Tough
One day a biker dies and finds himself in Hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil…

Satan: “Why so glum?”

Biker: “What do you think? I’m in hell!”

Satan: “Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?”

Biker: “Sure, I love to drink.”

Satan: “Well, you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that’s all we do is drink. Bombay Sapphire, tequila, Guinness, red wine, single malt scotch, rum. We drink ’til we throw up and then we drink some more! And you don’t have to worry about getting a hangover, because you’re dead anyway.”

Biker: “Wow! I hadn't thought of that. That sounds great!”

Satan: “You a smoker?”

Biker: “You better believe it.”

Satan: “All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie, you’re already dead, remember?”

Biker: “Wow…that’s awesome!”

Satan: “I bet you like to gamble.”

Biker: “Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do.”

Satan: “Good,’ cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn’t matter, you’re dead anyhow.”

Biker: “Cool!”

Satan: “What about drugs? Are you interested?”

Biker: “Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don’t mean…?”

Satan: “That’s right! Thursday is drug day.. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You’re dead so who cares.”

Biker: “Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!”

Satan: “You gay?”

Biker: “No……”

Satan: “Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough……”
01 August 2018, 22:12
Peter
That's funny!
Peter


Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong;
01 August 2018, 23:07
Moremonte
shocker faint rotflmo
02 August 2018, 09:25
NormanConquest
Wink


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04 August 2018, 05:34
rudyc
YIKES!!! had to be a catch eh??


"It's a good day for something"
04 August 2018, 08:53
Use Enough Gun
jumping