A woman, tired of her husband coming home drunk, decides to scare him. She goes down to the local costume store, buys a Satan costume, dresses in it and hides in the broom closet.

Shortly after the bar closes, she hears him rattling the keys, trying to unlock the front door. Finally succeeding, he stumbles in the door, staggers to the couch and collapses.

She jumps from the dust closet, points a finger at him, and in her most manly voice growls "Sober up, leave demon rum, or spend eternity with me in Hell."

Unabashed, the drunk man looks at her through bleary eyes, and slurs "I ainnafraid uh you. I married your sister!"