Reported in the new edition of Atlantic Magazine:

Before he became successful, George Clooney shared an apartment with a person who owned a cat. For two or three weeks Clooney removed the detritus from the cat box and flushed it, not telling the roommate. Said roommate became concerned for the cat's health. Clooney then took a dump in the cat box.

Sprayed coffee on the screen, reading this one. That's just wrong. But it's the funniest thing I've read in a while.

Would love to listen in on the cat owners discussion with a veterinarian......especially if the owner brought the "Evidence" to the meeting.