He never had a chance
foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee, while another
foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tees.
The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to
hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and whiffs it
completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it
another five feet.
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically,
"I guess all those f--king lessons I took over the winter didn't
help."
One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it ..
you should have taken golf lessons instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck.
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