Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.
I was in a Starbucks Coffee joint recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me….
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod…….. and how was your day?
This is what happens when old people start using technology!

The best part is not giving a shit at this point in my life...

What's an Ipod?

"What's an I-pod?"
Apparently it doesn't disguise farts very well.

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Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
The best part is not giving a shit at this point in my life...

Idaho, at your point in life be careful its not shit