A very attractive young woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e ha-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills. When they finally arrived in town, he let her off at the local
service station, yelled one final, "Ye-e-e-e ha-a-a-a!" and rode off into the sunset.
"What on earth did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant.
"Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off," the pretty young woman answered.
"Lady," the attendant said, ".......Indians ride bareback!"

Are you sure it was an attractive young woman from New York and not Mort Canard from Kansas?