John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said "Here's to spending the rest of me life, 'tween the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.

He went home and told his wife Mary,. "I won the prize for the best toast of the night" She said "Aye, did ye now? And what was yer toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife" "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John" Mary said.

The nex day Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said 'John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary" She said "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. Ya know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come"

With little said, "AMEN"
Thanks for the morning laugh.....

As an Irishman, I bitterly resent these so called jokes. No Irish woman ever complains about her man in bed! Don't believe me? I challenge you to produce an Irish woman to say different! Who, her? That slut?