25 June 2009, 23:18
butchlocit figures
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After
the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm
sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week".
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning
when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a
dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to
pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot
accept money; I'm doing community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when
the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a
dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he
goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I
cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this
week."
The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next
morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you
card and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your
business and becoming more successful".
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes
to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot
accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next
morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
26 June 2009, 01:18
Alberta CanuckThose Democrats wouldn't happen to be from Sonora by way of California would they?
03 July 2009, 13:14
Norman ConquestDoes it matter? A leech is a leech.