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Paris Hilton's Voice Mail
07 March 2005, 23:30
CollinsParis Hilton's Voice Mail
Very Explicit!!! NOT Suitable for work.

08 March 2005, 09:24
CollinsI have to know...
Am I the only one this "got"?
I kept turning the volume higher and higher and then... well listen yourself.
I'm LUCKY I work for myself. 'Cause if I didn't I would be now! After the initial shock I was rollin'

08 March 2005, 13:33
fusinoI hate you.
--->Happiness is nothing but health and a poor memory<---Albert Schweitzer
--->All I ever wanted was to be somebody; I guess I should have been more specific<---Lily Tomlin
09 March 2005, 07:18
FjoldMy secretary hates both of us, the rest of the office was on the floor though!

Frank
"I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money."
- Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953
NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite
I'm glad the kids wern't home.
Gene
You are who you choose to be.
Are you who you want to be?
12 March 2005, 03:39
John32Good thing the kids weren't home - I was about to bitch at them for screwing with the volume!
16 March 2005, 18:20
ROSCOEglad i had my office door shut!
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We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't, Which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that didn't read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a President, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, for which we'll be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke!!!!! 'What the hell could possibly go wrong?'
18 March 2005, 00:28
PerforatorDAMN!!!! Bastard.

I couldn't get the volume down quik enough.

Congressional power is like a toddler with a hammer. There is no limit to the damage that can be done before it is taken away from them.
18 March 2005, 01:01
Hobie

Sincerely,
Hobie
"We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best that we find in our travels is an honest friend." Robert Louis Stevenson
18 March 2005, 04:17
John32It's great for work! I sent it to a friend and when I arrived in the morning I was greeted with "You asshole!"
18 March 2005, 05:03
CollinsThe first thing I did was turn off the monitor... I'm such a maroon