BJ

05 January 2015, 00:36

boarkiller

You finally get that most awesome BJ in your life and then the question pops in your head.
" How did she get that good?"

" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins.
When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...

Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies...
Only fools hope to live forever
“ Hávamál”

05 January 2015, 07:38

Gatogordo

quote:
You finally get that most awesome BJ in your life and then the question pops in your head.
" How did she get that good?"

Talk about looking in a gift horse's mouth......

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07 January 2015, 01:58

JTEX

quote:
Originally posted by Allan DeGroot:
quote:
Originally posted by cal pappas:

Can I be the first to say AMEN!!!

I'll second that Amen!

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07 January 2015, 21:43

xs headspace

"Don't look down! Don't look down!"
Identical thoughts for a newbie mountain climber, and a guy getting a BJ from an 80 yr old woman....

Hippie redneck geezer

08 January 2015, 00:16

Alberta Canuck

One nice thing about a BJ, is they mostly can't talk and suck at the same time. And you get the flat side of that double-edged razor-sharp tongue for a welcome change....!

My country gal's just a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still.

08 January 2015, 20:03

cal pappas

quote:
Originally posted by lal:
Damn! Thats a fine lady!

Yeah, but.
Notice you can't see her face? I bet she's ugly.
Cal

08 January 2015, 21:42

lal

Im not so interested in the face, those leeeegs! As long as she is a woman and not one of those trannies! And I dont mean transmission hey

08 January 2015, 21:43

lal

quote:
Originally posted by Alberta Canuck:
One nice thing about a BJ, is they mostly can't talk and suck at the same time. And you get the flat side of that double-edged razor-sharp tongue for a welcome change....!