(I found this on an Aussie website. However I won't hide behind the Aussies. You young bucks will find out that as you get older you begin to side with the enemy.They wore me down!

A husband says to his wife: " Let's try a new position tonight."

His wife replies: " Sure! You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the sofa in front of the TV, drink beer and fart".