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17 May 2006, 19:48
butchloc
a crowded train
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train
window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my
honor! Put this American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the
wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
18 May 2006, 02:27
deadeye55
rotflmo
18 May 2006, 03:08
Sambar 9.3
animal animal animal


Cheers, Dave.

Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
18 May 2006, 08:27
billsleg
clap clap clap
18 May 2006, 18:22
OClark
jumping jumping jumping

Most excellent!
18 May 2006, 20:51
gerrys375
Smiler Smiler Smiler I had three brothers who passed through England during WW2 on their way to less friendlier places so I heard this joke before but it's still good!