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22 November 2012, 13:49
calgarychef1
Nasty....my wife hates this one.
A man and his son were talking about sex.

The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"

The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"

"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.

The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"

"Yeah" said the son.

"Well, what about after sex?" said the son.

His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!
24 November 2012, 04:07
conifer
......devoid of class; you should listen to your wife
24 November 2012, 13:42
calgarychef1
I think it's the incongruity of the mental image that makes it funny for me. Different strokes......
28 November 2012, 09:21
JBrown
quote:
Originally posted by calgarychef1:
I think it's the incongruity of the mental image that makes it funny for me. Different strokes......


I think it's the low-brow misogyny that ruins it for me...

(no offense to calgarychef. I always enjoy your posts. Well, almost always.)


Jason

"You're not hard-core, unless you live hard-core."
_______________________

Hunting in Africa is an adventure. The number of variables involved preclude the possibility of a perfect hunt. Some problems will arise. How you decide to handle them will determine how much you enjoy your hunt.

Just tell yourself, "it's all part of the adventure." Remember, if Robert Ruark had gotten upset every time problems with Harry
Selby's flat bed truck delayed the safari, Horn of the Hunter would have read like an indictment of Selby. But Ruark rolled with the punches, poured some gin, and enjoyed the adventure.

-Jason Brown
06 December 2012, 01:42
JTEX
I must be messed up.....I laughed...alot...


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06 December 2012, 09:21
JBrown
Different strokes. Smiler


Jason

"You're not hard-core, unless you live hard-core."
_______________________

Hunting in Africa is an adventure. The number of variables involved preclude the possibility of a perfect hunt. Some problems will arise. How you decide to handle them will determine how much you enjoy your hunt.

Just tell yourself, "it's all part of the adventure." Remember, if Robert Ruark had gotten upset every time problems with Harry
Selby's flat bed truck delayed the safari, Horn of the Hunter would have read like an indictment of Selby. But Ruark rolled with the punches, poured some gin, and enjoyed the adventure.

-Jason Brown
10 December 2012, 21:38
calgarychef1
Over 1300 views....must be a lot more folks with whacked sense of humour than I thought. Shame on you guys do your wives know what you're reading? tu2