two midgets meet two women at a bar and invite them back to their hotel.They each take a woman into their rooms.
One midget is so nervous he cannot get an erection. he is further put off because all he can hear from his friend's room is "one , two, three, here I come! Aaagh!" over and over again.
Over breakfast breakfast he confesses to his friend about not being able to perform the night before.
The other midget replies "that's nothing! I couldn't even get up on the fucking bed!"