Two deer hunters took off into the woods. One deer hunter got his deer early and started to gut it. He looked up and saw his buddy taking a crap by a tree. He picked up some of the deer guts and quietly snuck up on his buddy and placed the guts under him while he was doing his business. He returned to his deer and finished him and dragged him back to camp. About an hour latter his buddy returned to camp moaning and groaning. What's wrong he asked his buddy. Well, I was hunting and all the sudden I had to take a shit. I shit so bad I that my guts came out and If it wasnt for the grace of God and a crooked stick, I would have never gotten them back in.