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14 May 2014, 00:38
Brice
Military Humor
Question: Where do generals keep their armies?

Answer: Up their sleavies.
14 May 2014, 02:15
Hog Killer
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14 May 2014, 15:26
DocEd
"Taint funny Magee". Marion Jordan.


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14 May 2014, 16:59
Scriptus
Yup!! It is so damn silly that it is actually funny!!!
15 May 2014, 13:49
steyrl
Love it! rotflmo
15 May 2014, 19:23
Kensco
I'm going to try that out on my grand-daughter. I suspect I'll get the old eye-roll.
17 May 2014, 08:21
NormanConquest
Big Grin


Never mistake motion for action.
18 May 2014, 14:26
BNagel
[works better out loud]

Why do ballerinas wear tutus? (two-twos)
Because the one-ones are too small and the three-threes too big!


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27 May 2014, 02:44
Use Enough Gun
Big Grin
27 May 2014, 03:22
arkypete
Go find a general and tell him that joke. Especially if you are in uniform.

Jim


"Whensoever the General Government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force." --Thomas Jefferson

27 May 2014, 08:32
Jon Beutler
quote:
Originally posted by arkypete:
Go find a general and tell him that joke. Especially if you are in uniform.

Jim


Will the general laugh harder if I am in a uniform?