Dear Abby:

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day,
he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it
leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.


Sincerely,

Bitchy in Boston


Fordfreak

Boy can I relate to that.

Jeff