To All Serious Forum Members.

I must bring to your attention a dangerous ecological problem affecting our forests. This is based upon a previous submission answering the age-old question, “Do bears shit in the woods?â€
Considering there are other animals, birds, etc., in the woods, the defactory material has to amount to a considerable quantity.

Other possible entities that might be concerned with this problem are PITA (people ingesting tasty animals), which is supported by the Greek Bakery Association; PETA (people eating tasty animals); and another organization with the same initials that are comparable to what the bears do in the woods.

I am proposing the construction of outdoor lavatories for these fauna of the forest. To better assess the effects. I’m conducting research in May/June 2009 in Namibia (bringing my trusty .395 Max in case of Kudu attacks). Your donation of monetary gifts to assist me in the research will be greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,

PROF242

Hey that's fantastic where do I send the money. I have just been dying to find a worhty hunting and outdoors related cause to get behind. I am writing a LARGE check right now..........HEY wait just a minute there ain't no BEARS in Namibia

I'm gonna have my good friend the Associate Finance Minister of Nigeria send my check directly to you, instead of putting it in my bank like we were going to do.

RLH270...you beat me to the post with your generous offer. I also would like to offer my check that is waiting in a bank, somewhere in Nigeria, to be signed over to this worthy cause!

Prof242..please PM me your banking account information and I will forward it to the banker in Africa.