16 January 2017, 22:07
xgruntIRS inquiry to a self employed
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $100 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".
IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to... the mentally challenged one".
Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?
17 January 2017, 03:58
KenscoI may be mentally challenged.........but I like that joke.
17 January 2017, 08:17
NormanConquestI can relate. As a business owner I often consider myself as a non profit organization.