A couple are at home and get into a fight. As the fight heats up the woman says...why dont you just packup all your stuff and get out!
The guys says ok and starts packing. As he is headed out the door the womans says in a very mean voice I hope you die a long slow miserable death.
The guy turns to her and says...what now you want me to stay?

Man comes home kicks the front door open and shouts: Pack up i just won the lottery.
She replies: Should i pack for summer or winter?
He says: I dont care as long as you are out of here in 10 minutes.