Between an illegal alien and E.T?


E.T. learned how to speak English and wanted to go home.

What's the difference between a prostitute, nymphomaniac and a wife.

Prostitute: "Are you done yet"

Nymphomaniac: "Don't stop, Oh don't stop"

Wife: "Beiges, we should paint the ceiling beige

Good Ones!!

Reminds me of the one about the newlyweds + on their consummation he was just saying over + over.I'm tearing this pussy up,etc. Directly she starts gently tapping him on the temple + he asks what are you doing.She replies,If you're tearing my pussy up.I'm beating your brains out.

Missed this one while I was in Alaska!

Then there was the difference between pickpockets + peeping toms. The pickpockets snatches watches.