Two blondes each bought a horse. The only problem was that they couldn't tell whose horse was whose.

First they trimmed one's mane off, but soon the mane grew back and they couldn't tell them apart again.

Them they cut one's tail short, but again, the tail grew back out and they couldn't tell the horses apart again.

Finally, they decided they'd measure the horses, and they found that the black horse was 4 inches taller than the white horse.

So they'd have to carry a tapemeasure all the time???

And a good start for the new year

Then there were the Streakers down at A+M. One witness was asked,were they men or women? He did'nt know,they had masks on.