They now have two separate toilets in planes, one for men, and one for women.

A man was desperate to go, but all the mens toilets were occupied.

An air hostess took pity on him, and told him he can use one of the unoccupied women's toilets, saying: "careful not push any buttons".

The man went in, sat down, did his business, and started looking at all the buttons on the toilet control.

One was marked WW.

His curiosity got the better of him, and he pressed it.

Suddenly, war water sprayed on his privates, to wash him!

He was amazed.

Next button was marked WA .

He pressed it.

Suddenly, warm air was blown on his privates, drying him.

He thought, "WOW! These ladies get all the best treatment"

Next he saw a button marked ATR.

He pressed it.



Suddenly, he woke up in a hospital bed, with a doctor and nurses looking over him.

The doctor said "Ah you are finally awake. Do you remember anything?"

Passenger "I am not sure. I was in an airplane"

Doctor "Yes, that is right. But, you did not listen to what the air hostess asked you not to do. You pressed the wrong button, marked ATR. That stand for AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER. Sadly, your dick has been amputated by the machine"

Hey, all new aircraft are going to have to be built with three bathrooms to be politically correct. One for Women,one for Men and one for those who can't make up their mind.

Grizz