SEX IN THE DARK
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in
the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure
device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him,
"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain
yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
25 June 2005, 21:39
Dave2431Sound like he's been payin' for the hay, while some else's been wearing out the saddle
