26 January 2006, 01:51
gerry375First Aid in the woods
(For the benefit of the rest of the country - New Yorkers are not fond of people from New Jersey)

Two New Jersey deer hunters are walking into the woods to take up their stands. Suddenly one guy drops to the ground. The other calls 911 on his cell phone. The operator asks the guy to tell her what's wrong. The guy says: " He looks like he's dead".
The 911 operator says: " Don't panic. Please make sure he's dead".
The operator next hears a rifle shot.
The guy comes back to the phone and asks:" OK, What do I do next?"
27 January 2006, 05:59
gas57Time to clean and gut your one pointer.