Husband’s call:

"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital.They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.
The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."

Wife’s Response:

"Who is Paula?"

They do look at it in a different way.
Molybdenum is a metal used in alloys like tool steel ,also in products like molybdenum disulphide lube. Hard to pronounce or spell it's often shortened to Moly.
At a social event with a bunch of us metallurgists and wives we got to talking shop. A NO_NO but we did .The problem with moly was important ! One of the wives heard us mention again and again - moly. She came over and not in a happy mood asked " Who's Molly ??" Thinking it must be a new attractive secretary !!

Yep. I have a metal shop so I do understand. I also have 2 ex wives who did'nt.No great loss except the guns + money.If I ever get a wild hair to get married again I hope that a true friend will kick me in the ass.

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.....I do understand. I also have 2 ex wives who didn't. No great loss except the guns + money. If I ever get a wild hair to get married again I hope that a true friend will kick me in the ass.

+ MANY!!!