Brings a tear to my eyes....


Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Cohen had been longtime close friends. But, being
old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective
religion. It was not long before Mrs. Murphy felt lonesome for Mrs. Cohen,
so one day she asked to be driven to the Jewish Home to visit her old
friend. When she arrived she was greeted with open arms, hugs, and kisses.

Mrs. Murphy said, "Don't be holdin' back, Mrs. Cohen, how do you like it
here?"

Mrs. Cohen went on and on about the wonderful food, the facility and the
caretakers.

Then, with a twinkle in her eye, she said, "But the best thing is that I now
have a boyfriend."

Mrs. Murphy said, "Now isn't that wonderful! Tell me all about it."

Mrs. Cohen said, "After lunch, we go up to my room and sit on the edge of
the bed. I let him touch me on the top, and then on the bottom, and then we
sing Jewish songs."

Mrs. Murphy said, "For sure it's a blessing. I'm so glad for you, Mrs.
Cohen."

Mrs. Cohen said, "And how is it with you, Mrs. Murphy?"

Mrs. Murphy said it was also wonderful at her new facility, and that she
also had a boyfriend.

Mrs. Cohen said, "Good for you! So what do you do?"

Mrs. Murphy said, "We also go up to my room after lunch and sit on the edge
of the bed. I let him touch me on top, and then I let him touch me down
below."

Mrs. Cohen said, "Yes? And then...?"

Mrs. Murphy said, "Well, since we don't know any Jewish songs, we fuck."

I don't any Jewish songs either so....?

That's funny.