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06 March 2017, 21:10
butchloc
sons
A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son returned, he said, "Papa, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?"

He took his problem to his best friend. "Ike," he said, "I sent my son to Israel, and he came home a Christian. What can I do?" "Funny you should ask," said Ike. "I too, sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi. So they did, and they explained their problem to the rabbi.

"Funny you should ask," said the rabbi. "I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?"

And so they all prayed, telling the Lord about their sons. As they finished their prayer, a voice came from the Heavens:

"Funny you should ask," said the booming voice: "I, too, sent my Son to Israel!
07 March 2017, 01:32
Use Enough Gun
Big Grin
07 March 2017, 03:30
Peter
Jesus was a good Jew. It was Paul that caused all the problems!
Peter.


Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong;
07 March 2017, 07:55
NormanConquest
Old one but still great! dancing


Never mistake motion for action.
07 March 2017, 13:30
Rockdoc
Smiler


DRSS
07 March 2017, 18:46
Grizzly Adams
quote:
Originally posted by Peter:
Jesus was a good Jew. It was Paul that caused all the problems!
Peter.


Nah, it was that damned Peter. Big Grin

Grizz


Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man

Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Only one war at a time. Abe Again.
07 March 2017, 19:28
wasbeeman
Perhaps Peter, Paul, and Mary


Aim for the exit hole