Understanding women!!!

A man on his Harley was riding alongside a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.



Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I , and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

That's great!

God is just like the rest of us, not a chance in the world of understanding them.

Can't live with them, can't live without them...

41 years of marriage and counting for me. . . .

51 for me and she doesn't trust me to load the dishwasher.

Hey! Same here!? What goes??!!

And I want gas stations every 200 miles.

Like they say, There are only two ways to handle a woman, and nobody has ever figured out either of them!

My Motto is a little different...
"can't live with them, can't live with then!

40 years and counting with the same woman and I still don't have a handle on right from wrong... according to her! Oh, I can't load the dishwasher to her satisfaction either.

Zeke

44 years of marriage here.....but that covers 3 wives......so far

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Originally posted by DB Bill:
51 for me and she doesn't trust me to load the dishwasher.

I wish I could work that deal out!


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