18 June 2004, 12:33
HeeHawroad rage
An honest man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy
boulevard. Suddenly, the light turns yellow, just in front of him.
He does
the honest
thing, and stops at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten
the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hits the roof, and the horn, screaming in
frustration
as she misses her chance to get through the intersection because of
him. As
she is still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window and looks up
into
the face of a very serious police officer. The officer orders her to
exit
her car with her hands up. He takes her to the police station where
she is
searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a cell. After a
couple of hours, a police officer approaches the cell and opens the
door.
She is escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
is
waiting with her personal effects.
He says, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front
of you,
and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license
plate
holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to
Sunday
School' bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem
on the
trunk."
"Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
03 July 2004, 05:21
David in COReminds me of a story my father told me about how he was once pulled up at a light behind a lady with a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumpersticker," and so he gave the horn a little tap. The driver's side door flew open and the lady leaned out, flipped him off, and yelled "Get off your horn, a** h***, the f****** light hasn't even turned green."
No good deed goes unpunished.
04 July 2004, 07:13
SevensNot road rage but rather funny. A friend of mine was walking through a Petco with her dog. She turns a corner and a lady is watching her son play on the floor. When she sees my friend and her dog, she yells, "What the hell do you think you are doing bringing a dog in a store! Dogs Don't belong in stores!" My friend was shocked and left. A Petco employee gave a little chat to the lady and told her to leave. There are some dumb people in the world.
Sevens
Many of these jesus freak,born again christians types are about the rudest ,most unconsiderate, jerks.