Friendly Holiday Advice

Please take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study
conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor
Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol-related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just
drink coffee, tea, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and crap
like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three
times as many accidents.

This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.