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Mardi Gras Dance

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02 March 2019, 21:34
BuffHunter63
Mardi Gras Dance
A cajun and his wife was fixing to go to a local Mardi Gras dance.

They had their costumes all ready and everything. On the day of the dance, the wife had a splitting headache and decided she wasn't going.

The husband decided to go ahead and go.

Later on that evening the wife was feeling better and decided that she would go. She also wanted to see how her husband behaved when she wasn't around. She then put on her costume and left.

At the dance, she saw her husband dancing and flirting with several different women. Deciding to put him to the test, she approached him and started flirting with him.

After a couple of close, touchy feely, slow dances, he suggested they go out in the parking lot and have sex.

She thought, "What the hell, it's my husband, it will be fun, and afterwards, I will have something to hold over his head".

So they went out into the parking lot and made whoopee.

After that she went home, knowing she had something on her husband.

A couple hours later her husband showed up.

"How was the dance?", she asked innocently.

He responded. "Oh, I didn't go. I decided to go play cards with the boys, so I lent my costume to your brother."

BH63


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02 March 2019, 23:10
Moremonte
shocker That Is A Real OOOOHHHH $hit Moment!! rotflmo
03 March 2019, 02:13
Use Enough Gun
Eeker Eeker Eeker Confused Confused rotflmo
03 March 2019, 06:13
xgrunt
Double snort......! beer
03 March 2019, 18:02
john c.
dancing
04 March 2019, 10:41
NormanConquest
dancingBrings to mind the old Harry Belefonte calypso song "Incest in da family"!


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